October 26, 2009
My cataract react
I’m scheduled for cataract surgery in a couple of weeks, and I’m having second thoughts. It’s not the consent form I had to sign — warnings about death, dismemberment and loss of eyesight are, as we know, just legitimate protections for the surgeon against greedy tort lawyers. What gives me pause is his prediction that after he scrapes away the cataract and implants a permanent lense, I may not need glasses for anything but reading. That’s the really scary stuff for a guy who’s been hiding behind John Dean wire frames, Buddy Holly all-blacks, and Woody Allen horn rims since age two. (More)
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