July 21, 2009
Did Tom Watson Toss It?
You know you’re getting old when coarse grey hairs begin to crop up in your eyebrows, curly black ones in your nose, and wispy little white ones in your ears. When one collar of your new L.L. Bean shirt flattens down and the other one stays curled because they know that’s the way geezers wear them. When your checkout clerk asks if you need help getting to your car with a bag containing one roll of toilet paper and a toothbrush. When youngish women begin to smile and even flirt with you in public because they know you are totally, totally harmless. Guess Tom Watson pushed them back on their flip-flopped heels last weekend. (More)
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