May 14, 2008
Cheapshot: the Washington Gnats
With taxpayer money, we built them a new $611 million dollar hitter’s ballpark with short porches (335 feet) down the right field and left field lines. They sold off our speedy, powerful left fielder Alphonso Soriano to get some cash together. Then they traded away our good-speed, fair-hit center fielder Ryan Church, our fleet leadoff man Nook Logan (OK, not so good a hitter) and our terrific defensive catcher Brian Schnieder and brought in a bunch of big lunky guys who could hit a ton. Trouble is we’re a month and a half into the season and the short-fences strategy isn’t working. Most of the lunks aren’t producing. They’re hitting like Gnats instead of Nats. (More)
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